Waiting For The Day

Waiting for the day that may never come
No angry faces filled with hate
No speeding metal boxes driven by thugs
No fishing for harm with evil bait

Waiting for the end of never ending crime
Offenders scarring, riddling with strife
Victim's cases too often forgotten
No rehabilitation with society's lowlife

Waiting for an era with a new world order
The end of mankind's flailing flaws
Humanity's enduring propensity for injury
Killing and dying in the name of a cause

Waiting in vain for a day without pain
Religion twisted into a killing machine
Refugees labelled as economic migrants
Waiting for the day that's never been

Golfer Afraid of Affray at Fraying Fairway

• Man accused of stepping on toes of Steptoe
• Rookie gardener allergic to a newly mowed lawn
• Golfer afraid of affray at fraying fairway
• Metal detecting benefit cheat found with iron giro
• Football legend's club foot described as leg end
• Cereal killer allergic to flakes of corn
• Bird thief arrested wearing budgie smugglers