Friday 9 November 2012

Ode to a Cold

Feeling unwell again today
Got a head cold that won't go away
Been under the weather for a day or two
I'm a real man, though, so it's not flu

The head is aching, the throat's like glass
If I get any worse, they'll be saying a Mass
My energy's low, but my temperature's high
The tissues are damp but my humour's still dry

Daytime telly's not a pastime for me
Bargain Hunt's on again though as I sip my tea
I'm shivering as I slake my thirst
I might watch Neighbours, now there's a first

For the love of God, I've just sneezed on my screen
Can't see my words now they're sight unseen
Please pray for me to get on the mend
Or type me an e-mail and then press "send"


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