Monday 22 April 2013

Ode to Suarez

Luis, Luis, why did you do it ?
You bit his arm like a rabid dog
You're unhinged, disturbed, your canon is loose
Now you've even made it into my blog

You're South American with rabbit like teeth
Protruding from your mouth like small tombstones
Next time on the pitch you'll have to wear a muzzle
Instead of pasta, your diet's now bones

Keep your mouth shut Luis, you're self destructing
Ivanovic's rabies shot should ease his pains
You score goals for fun but wasting your talent
You're not an egghead, you have sludge for brains

You're barking mad with issues unresolved
No doubt in my mind you are a bad seed
Accept your ban and stay where you are
You're only allowed out now when you're on a lead

12 months on and your team blew the title
Blame your captain, you know he slipped up
Oh Suarez, please stop your sobbing
You can play handball again in the World Cup!

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