Oh Green Pepper

Oh green pepper
You are inedible
You're in every multi-pack
This is incredible

Oh green pepper
You're a crime against food
You even put clowns
In a bad mood

Oh green pepper
Your taste sickens me
You're not worth
A measly 1p

Oh green pepper
Why do you exist?
You never appear
On any shopping list

Oh green pepper
You infringe my human rights
Eating one of you
Would give me the...upset stomach