So there I was washing the dishes in the kitchen. Just like any other day really. The Fairy Liquid entered the bowl to be met by a stream of hot water. The bowl filled and I placed the unwashed glasses in to the bowl. I proceeded to wash the first glass when it happened....
The kitchen window looks out onto a patio area behind the house. Whilst carrying out this menial task I occasionally glanced out of the window to view a passing bird, cat or......Emperor penguin ! Yes, you read that correctly reader. This tallest of penguins had stopped outside the aforementioned window and was now staring into my eyes. I froze in shock. The penguin then slapped it's beak against the window in a most threatening fashion.
Panic took over and foolishly I decided to run out of the back door and head for the front garden. I looked behind me and the fish eating monster was now bearing down on me. I ran as fast as I could out into the street but my predator was now waddling towards me at unfeasibly high speed. Suddenly, I saw a bus ahead and fled to the bus stop. The Emperor was now closing in on me. As I reached the bus stop the driver stopped and opened his doors. I leapt on board and to my huge relief the driver closed the doors in the nick of time, as a huge beak was now pounding at the doors of the bus. As the driver sped off I turned around....and woke up. It's another one of my vivid nightmares. I've booked myself in for therapy...
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